May 2013
19 posts
April 2013
32 posts
jensenlocked:
tardisol:
i-amwho-i-am:
what if a guy in a hoodie comes up to you and hands you a giant book and gives you a sly smirk. when you start to read it, you realize it’s a book about your entire life. would you read it to the end?
what if you read it up to where you are now and then you realize that there’s only like three pages left when you get there
but why is the guy wearing...
internetexplorers:
once our chemistry class got a sub so angry she left in the middle of the lesson to go to church and pray
pityreblogs:
sweat is just your body crying because it wants you to stop moving
mr-radical:
davidferrer:
do bagels think that they’re people and we’re bagels
david-tennant-can-you-not:
thankyouforthedildos:
fnark-oreo:
thankyouforthedildos:
Whenever I’m not alone in a public bathroom I will wait until the other person flushes then pee as fast I can so they wont hear it.
i wait until its dead silent like when they’re fixing their hair and i take the hardiest piss and as i exit the stall i stare them in the face so they know my dominance over...
mattsmithissexy:
Plot Twist: The Doctor’s name is Javert.
